Ask or Dare Lapis and Peridot! [LAPIDOT]
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  • Reads 1,238
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  • Parts 4
  • Time <5 mins
Ongoing, First published Aug 08, 2015
Lapis: Hello, kind humans of Earth! It's Lapis and Peridot here! And we're going to answer all your questions, so ask to your hearts' con-

Peridot: NOPE! DON'T ASK US! WE ARE THE WORST ANSWERERS IN THE UNIVERSE! YOU CAN GO ASK THOSE CRYSTAL CLO- GEMS!

Lapis: Please excuse //her//. She is still young and has no manners whatsoever.

Peridot: ARE YOU SAYING I'M  *GASP* //IMMATURE//?!

Lapis: YES, NOW SHUT UP AND LET THESE CURIOUS HUMANS ASK. Please ask to your heart's content! THANK. YOU.

Peridot: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.

Steven Universe (c) Rebecca Sugar. Cover art (c)TimeHuntress/Kyriena
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