"Speechless" (Wattys2016 entry)
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"But that's what you love about me, my dirty side, eh?"
"Please remove your mouth from my ear before I place my fist on top of your jaw in a very fast motion."
"Ooh, kinky. I didn't know you like it fast, ay Jordan?"
"..."
"You see what I mean when I said I'm the type of boy that will make any girl speechless."
"What, with your ugly face?"
"Well...damn."
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Jordan was a girl. Alfie was a boy. They were best friends.
Pfft, yeah like that's ever gonna work.
(Dialogue story)
Warning ⚠️
I wrote this all in one day when I was younger so it's not the most amazing story it's simple, cheesy and if you want a laugh and nothing too serious then continue on to the book.
(Ignore the grammar mistakes I haven't fully edited it yet)
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