Before you read: I do not own Hetalia. Hidekazu Himaruya does. Okay, I can't summarize for the life of me, so I'll just say that this is a story about Hitman!Jones, a fan made version of APHAmerica. This story includes implied sexual actions, murder, swearing, and loads of betrayal. If that kind of bothers you, please don't get mad when it occurs, I warned you. Have fun reading! I'm hoping I do this right. I'll probably change a lot of stuff, like the title and cover, once this gets up and running.