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Damn it, Harrison Ford!

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❝Earl-
 I think I like you more than Harrison Ford.
 -Cynthia❞

        ❝Dearest Cyn,
          Screw Harrison Ford.
          Yours, 
          Earl❞

On July 4th, 1977 - He heard the fireworks.
On May 4th, 1977 - He felt the fireworks.
On September 4th, 1996 - He, Earl Lovett, was as tired as can be for a seventeen year old 'new guy' in Colorado. 
But that was before he met the spitfire that was Cynthia Combs.
Despite starting on a clean slate, Cynthia makes Earl's life more messy than he could ever imagined, and he loves every minute of it. 
She helps him in trying to achieve his dream of becoming a big-shot actor in Hollywood, but will his ego become bigger than his dream and love for Cynthia? Follow Cynthia and Earl through their beginning, middle, and all of the Harrison Ford jokes (aka Earl refusing to be compared to him, though secretly agreeing that he is one of the most handsome men of the 70's) in between. 
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Cover made by me on PicMonkey.com (I am not sponsoring them).
Harrison Ford is not mine, though I wish he was.
I do not own Star Wars. I DO own the characters and story. Any names of places are purely fictional and it's a coincidence if they actually do exist.Todos los derechos reservados

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