Black Butler Crack
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You heard the title! Everything from Ciel getting a cavity to Sebastian singing Wrecking Ball! Now, hold onto your shorts because this is going to be simply one hell of a Black Butler Crack series. ;)
I am proud to announce that this book is #126 in Black Butler as of August 5, 2018! Thank you all so much. I love you. <3
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WARNING: Contains frequent Hetalia, Attack On Titan, and SpongeBob references!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Black Butler characters or Black Butler, despite how much I want to. :3
Published August 10, 2015.
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