The Parade of Whores
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  • Reads 21,171
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  • Parts 15
  • Time 3h 8m
Coldblanket
Ongoing, First published Mar 19, 2013
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Sage Jacobs was plain and boring. Sure, she was in a band (Marching band). And she was on a few teams (the Mathletes and the Science Olympiads). She was smart, and stayed hidden. Until one day, she becomes a blimp on Caleb Harrison's radar. Which really isn't a good thing. Now, she has to keep her head down and pray she doesn't run into him and he doesn't mock her.

But maybe a run in at a music shop isn't too bad. Maybe it's the start of a new life for Sage. And for Caleb.
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