the world's biggest mistakes (a random ranting/complaints book)
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Last published Wed, Aug 12, 2015
ever get so angry you want to shout? yah, well shouting ain't enough because the only people that can hear you are your family who can't tell you shut up and you dog(or cat) that'll just stare at you and nod at appropriate times and then probably go to sleep.
But hey that's what wattpad is for right? with over three million members of wattpad I'm sure to be able to scream loud enough......wanna rant with me?
—joesph
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