Author Games: The Hero You Deserve

Blacklight, America's resident superhero, is going crazy.
Perhaps it was being mistaken for a teenager for the thousandth time (at 126 years old.) It could have been the two supernatural beings living inside his head who hate him, each other, and people in general. He might just be tired of the ordinary trials and indignities of The Good Fight, such as being arrested, insulted in eighteen different languages, and pelted with fruit by an ungrateful monkey.
Whatever the motive, after more than a century of guarding humankind, acting as a beacon of hope, and battling the forces of evil, he's had enough. He's done his part, and plans to enjoy a semi-peaceful retirement for the rest of his very long life.
Still, the world needs a hero, and Blacklight would prefer if the apocalypse didn't happen while he relaxes by the beach. It's up to him to pull a ragtag group of heroes together into a fighting force that Fears No Evil.
If he's lucky, some of them may even live.