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Time 1h 32m

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Inspired by Han_Man:
I'm going to be uploading at least 10 every week to give you pleasure and laughter, Maybe more ;)

So, everytime I update, I need you all to do something for me...

COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE!

The first comment will always win the dedication for that chapter (if that's what you want to call it). But only if it's a comment on your favorite status.

So ya...READ, VOTE, COMMENT, AND LAUGH!!!

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We have Calcium in our bones Iron in our veins Carbon in our souls and Nitrogen in our brains 93% stardust with souls made of Flames we are all just stars with people names a goodguyfitz fanfiction social media format (it's an experience) this is one of the funniest books I've ever written, and it's only funny to me because I have those spicy dad jokes you hear lowercase intended updated when I feel like it (probably once a week at some point) all credit @ me lol t.w. mentions of violence, drugs, alcohol, and other mature themes. read at your own risk, babies. there's def gonna be smut this time, guys, but it won't be too bad, I promise. p.s.a. people like to give me and other writers shit about oc books. leave it alone. it's my work and I want to share it because I put time and effort into it. I'm not here to please every individual person. my style of writing is just different from yours. ~negative comments will be deleted~ ~don't dm your hate, you pussies~ highest rankings #71 out of 1.99K in #misfits #91 out of 2.06K in #fitz #4 out of 452 in #socialmediastory reached 1K on 13/08/19 reached 2K on 20/09/19

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I HATE YOU {BoyxBoy} by ThatLonelyGirl

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Reality of Reality|goodguyfitz¹

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