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Hilarious Facebook Statuses :)

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Reads 691,032
Votes 21,969
Parts 98
Time 1h 32m

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Inspired by Han_Man:
I'm going to be uploading at least 10 every week to give you pleasure and laughter, Maybe more ;)

So, everytime I update, I need you all to do something for me...

COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE!

The first comment will always win the dedication for that chapter (if that's what you want to call it). But only if it's a comment on your favorite status.

So ya...READ, VOTE, COMMENT, AND LAUGH!!!

Ready set....GO!All Rights Reserved

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