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Too Old For This World

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Reads 15,874
Votes 514
Parts 19
Time 2h 57m

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After a century of imprisonment Shawn decides this decade to regenerate and escape from his prison. Together with a reluctant vampiric ally, Shawn will set off to a wonderful adventure on an ancient island called 'England'.

Soon enough these two vampires notice they may have to use their powers to restore balance in this world... 
Which is unfortunate because Shawn does not seem to be the least bit interested in doing anything else than sightseeing and enjoying the world around him. 

As blood and enemies are not really hard to find in this world, Shawn will have plenty of opportunities to re-awaken his supernatural powers.  



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Embers by jplupine

[18+; Use an age indicator in YOUR BIO to confirm you're 18+ if you want to follow/comment or you'll be blocked for safety purposes] Harper and her sister recently moved to a new town and were going to celebrate a successful move with a drink at a local bar. However, unknown to them, this very bar was a common hang-out for reincarnated gods. Their true identities are soon sniffed out, and the sisters are thrown into the hunt for Frigg. Harper also can't help but find herself drawn to one god in particular.... Date Published: Nov 12, 2020 ✨~Ranks~✨ #1 TheAlmightyJohnsons- 5/15/2023 #1 TyroneJohnson- 7/4/2023 #2 Hod- 6/28/2023 #12 CanonxOc- 5/3/2025 #23 Magick- 4/3/2023

Rejection On The Blood Moon by angelboo25

Lydia Nightshade was blessed with powers by the Moon Goddess when she was a baby. Some of her pack feared her, but she was loved by her family until that fateful day. Lydia has been treated awfully by her pack and siblings after the death of her parents when she was 4 years old. They feared her because she was powerful and the didn't understand it. All she dreamed about for the last 13 years, was to be able to become the Head Hunter of her pack just like her mother was On her 18th birthday, Lydia discovered her mate was the Alpha-to-be, who happened to be her childhood friend, turned biggest bully and abuser. He rejects her and makes a blood oath on the blood moon to leave her old pack and that the Alpha-to-be can't find his second chance mate until he feels true remorse for how he treated her. She spends the next 3 years as a rouge building her own life, what happens when the Alpha of the most powerful pack takes an interest in her and wants her to join his pack?

Ella & Vlad at the end by RAllenLancaster

A super-virus contaminating blood sources concerns Ella, a werewolf by day, to contemplate a blood transfusion to be normalized, surviving into one more century, as a vegan. Vladimir, an eagle sized vampire bat by night, has shared life together for over 800 years; however never able to take solace within each others' arms. Having watched and taken part in the rise and fall of countries now sees humankind nearing extinction. Adding to their issues an unknown female has been in search of Vladimir as long as they've all been alive.

DARK QUEST (Sample) by Angelique_Esmeralda

"I'll simply screw your friend over there." He gestured with his chin at Jennifer who was returning to the counter to place a new order. "She was practically soaking wet why rambling about the things not of interest to me. I could smell it, I can still smell it..." He ran his eyes down Evelyn's legs. "You are particularly dry and it keeps me wondering how very immune you are to my charms?" "You will watch what you say!" She muttered angrily. "The fact that you are a vampire doesn't make you a god! If you disrespect these people one more time, I'll have you thrown out this instant!" Nigel quickly raised his palms in surrender. "Fine! I'll cope if you insist... The beer?" He inquired and dropped his hands. She frowned at him for a while and replied. "Coming up." As soon as she turned and headed to the counter, Nigel sighed and stared at the bulge in his pants which was half concealed by the table. "Ohh...what you do to me...my new dear." He exhaled. ©All Rights Reserved

Soul by SAnastas

"In a world ruled by power and tyranny, peace is a distant dream. You were once a child, innocent and new to life, yet someone ignited the flames of destruction, suffocating your breath and stealing away the purity of your air. All that remained were fleeting drops of water and the faintest hope that the fires would one day cease. Perhaps you were gifted, your powers beyond what was ever expected, but power isn't just strength-it's a threat. Years passed, and you grew to despise everyone and everything. In rage and vengeance, you found a twisted kind of salvation. Amidst the chaos, you found home with someone you've picked up while desperately trying to escape the chains of fate. And though agony shaped my path, I never wavered from my purpose. Through hell and blood, I built my name and wealth, offering others a chance for redemption, for lives once broken like my own. Now, after all this time, I've prepared to fulfill the final task of my life. Many will weep, blood will stain the earth, but certainly, they will pay for stealing my childhood. - Anastas

Her Seduction | ✔ by EXOtic_Devil

• N O T A F A N F I C T I O N • The things I do are not for pleasure or entertainment. I do them for the sake of revenge. I seduce Vampires, drink their blood, take their money and leave them in an uncomfortable situation. Of course I can drink their blood, as long as they are not an original, a Pureblood. Purebloods are very dangerous, very strong and very beautiful. They are the ones first born and cannot be killed. They can kill anything, even normal Vampires, with just one finger of theirs. Their blood is extremely dangerous to normal Vampires, it can kill us starting from the inside and finishing on the outside. That's what I was taught. So one night, when a beautiful, supposed-to-be Vampire caught my eyes, I decided to make him my prey. But catching his attention was the biggest mistake I've ever done. Bad move. He was a Pureblood. ~ ✧ ~ ✧ ~ ✧ ~ ✧ ~ WARNING: I WROTE THIS STORY WHEN I WAS 14/15! THIS WAS MY FIRST STORY ON WATTPAD SO IT WILL BE VERY CRINGE! IF YOU WANT TO READ IT, READ IT, BUT DON'T COMPLAIN! © Copyright EXOtic_Devil, 2014. All Rights Reserved.

Veil of Beasts by swimmingmeow

In a single night, the once peaceful life was utterly shattered. The truth lurking beneath the calm surface was abruptly unveiled. Beneath human faces hid predatory gazes. Deception, betrayal, ambushes, battles, farewells... Life and death intertwined in brutal clashes; Good and evil locked in ceaseless confrontation; Right and wrong blurred in relentless strife. From that moment on, survival became a fragile balance- A world where the strong devoured the weak, Where one false step could lead to an endless abyss. How do we escape this labyrinth? How do we break free from the web of fate? Adrian Blackwood, an orphan, was transported at the age of six to a "parallel world," where he found himself embraced by a warm and loving family of five. At eighteen, Adrian stumbled upon a horrifying truth: this was no parallel world but a mysterious domain, and the family and friends around him were terrifying "beasts." Upon discovering this secret, Adrian barely escaped death. In his moment of despair, he unlocked a mysterious system-[Fortune]-a unique power that made him stronger the longer he survived. Thus began a ruthless game of survival, A battle between lambs and wolves.

His Legendary Mate ✔️|COMPLETED| Rewriting by blahh_56

The ground shook. The battle began. Blood spilled. The Alpha died. The luna escaped with her new born child. 17 years later. Meet Athena a 17-year old girl who doesn't know about a world she once use to Live in. She recently moves to a town her mother and father use to live in. She makes friends and also meets her mate who helps brings the truth out about her true self. Not only would she discover great things about herself but she will be thrown into a war against a powerful force. Read to find out what lurks in the shadows for Athena. Is she strong enough? Will she overcome it? Who will help her? But the main question is...what is she? Thank you @meha_k for the amazing cover!!!

Marked By Darkness by AutumnLeighxo

Athena has always felt different, never quite fitting into the world around her. But when the truth about her origins is revealed, she learns she's not human at all-and she's far more dangerous than she ever imagined. Marked by an ancient prophecy, Athena is destined to become the ultimate weapon-a power both Heaven and Hell are desperate to control. Heaven sees her as an abomination, a threat to their order. Satan views her as the key to his ultimate victory, a force to bring all supernatural beings and humanity to their knees. Amid the chaos, two demon protectors sworn to keep her safe enter her life. Fiercely loyal and equally dangerous, they'll stop at nothing to shield her from the forces closing in. But as war looms, their bond grows deeper, and Athena finds herself drawn to them in ways she never expected. With her heart tangled in forbidden love and the weight of the world on her shoulders, Athena must master the power within her and decide her fate. Will she fight to protect a world that fears her, or will she succumb to the darkness that beckons? Love, power, and destiny collide in a battle for the soul of creation.

Her Heart, His obsession by royal888

(Highest Rank #1 Adventure 29th November 2015 & #17 Paranormal 31st May 2016 & #46 Fantasy 19th June 2016) This is a dystopian future when humans with magic powers and mythical creatures have suppressed humans with no super abilities. There are very few neutral territories where all beings can live in peace. But for how long? The days got darker from the day Athena met Dante. She got a glimpse of the waves of his dark powers instantly and vowed to herself to protect the innocents against him with the help of her healer coven. Suddenly, life changed dramatically for all Athena knew and loved all because of Dante's quest for power. Could she save them from this dark warlock? After all Dante had no weakness but there was one person who had a place in his cold heart. That place belonged to Athena. Cover by @LucyFace ( I won a cover make cover from Lucy from a giveaway in September issue of @wattmagmagazine

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[18+; Use an age indicator in YOUR BIO to confirm you're 18+ if you want to follow/comment or you'll be blocked for safety purposes] Harper and her sister recently moved to a new town and were going to celebrate a successful move with a drink at a local bar. However, unknown to them, this very bar was a common hang-out for reincarnated gods. Their true identities are soon sniffed out, and the sisters are thrown into the hunt for Frigg. Harper also can't help but find herself drawn to one god in particular.... Date Published: Nov 12, 2020 ✨~Ranks~✨ #1 TheAlmightyJohnsons- 5/15/2023 #1 TyroneJohnson- 7/4/2023 #2 Hod- 6/28/2023 #12 CanonxOc- 5/3/2025 #23 Magick- 4/3/2023