Romano reluctantly accompanies his brother to a bar, and meets the worst thing to ever happen to him: Prussia. An adventure ensues, in which Romano learns what it is to fall for a Potato Bastard, and what it is to have your heart broken. Prumano, slight GerIta; mature for language, non-graphic mentions of sex and substance abuse This does not follow Axis Powers: Hetalia in any way, shape, or form; however, the characters are as canon as possible. I don't own any character you recognize, nor the picture used for the cover. Credit goes to the creators.