"Mom, no, I'm not gay. That's a sin remember?" I shouted at my mom, who just smiled at me. "It's alright honey, we're getting you cured, we leave tonight," my mom smiled, as my dad walked in the room. -- Or the one we're I'm not gay, but my mom thinks I am. ~~~~~ this book is definitely unedited, and some things in it sound extremely ridiculous but I will be fixing them soon.