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Shoot and Score My Ass

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dylan highschool jackie romance score soccer

"You couldn't play soccer for your life," he says, his smirk starting to annoy the hell out of me.

"Oh yeah? Watch me," I hiss between gritted teeth before spinning around and walking away, making sure to sway my hips.

He thinks I can't play? I'll show him.

Game. On.
____________________________
Jackie Parkers. The legacy of the highly overrated high school soccer coach. And in the hugely corrupted world, she's got an easy chance on the team. Except that she can't play for her life. 

Dylan Harrison. Soccer legend. The field is his and he knows it. He's got an easy chance in any university. Only problem? He can't afford it. 

Jackie has something Dylan wants- money.
Dylan has something Jackie wants- soccer.

When Jackie inevitably fails soccer tryouts, she's offered something any sane girl would do continuous cartwheel flips for. 

Dylan Harrison is her new private coach.
And only fate can decide whether or not she'll faint.All Rights Reserved

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