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The Derp Games

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In the ruins of a place once known as Canada lies the nation of Panda, a perfect Capitol surrounded by 12 outlying districts. The Capitol is despicable and cruel and keeps the districts in line by forcing them all to send one boy and one girl to participate in the annual Derp Games, a 3-round competition on live television.  15-year-old Dogpiss Limabean regards it as humiliation when she steps forward to take her sister, Plum's, place in the Games. Without really meaning to, she volunteers. Along the way she reconnects with Peewee, and meets a bunch of different Capitol people. Can Dogpiss win the Derp Games?All Rights Reserved

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$His Luna, Her Alpha {Completed} by Bughead_Everlark18$

Peeta Mellark- Was an Alpha at only twelve years old. Has a little sister Primrose. She's all he has less of a family and the only thing he cares about. Katniss Everdeen- Ran away from home from her abusive mother and father. Only child. Is a scared human and gets chased into the scary and mysterious woods. What happens when Katniss gets chased by her usual bullies into the woods? What happens when the so called mythical creature shows up?

A City Boy And Country Girl [Completed] by Bughead_Everlark18

Peeta Mellark lived in the city, his parents have retired and left the ENTIRE bakery to his older brother Rye so now, him, his parents, his friend Cato and four month old sister Eliza are moving to the country side as his parents has always dreamed of this. Katniss Everdeen lives in the country with her little twin sister Clove, her other little sister Primrose and her parents, her whole life it's been working on a farm, she is the one who's heart is hard to win over but for some reason Peeta wriggles his way in Want to know how? Read this story

✓ Hearth / Catching Fire by antivenoms

Make sure you kiss your knuckles before you punch me in the face. CATCHING FIRE / oc x oc © 𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖓𝖔𝖒𝖘

It's A Jungle Out There by blueberrychills94

"First things first, I did not try to kill myself." Katniss' life seems perfect. Captain of the Cheerleading Squad, amazing grades, a gorgeous boyfriend (sort of) and an extremely bright future. However, one day everything seems to fall apart as she discovers that she is flunking math and will have to repeat the course if she doesn't pass. That night she is found unconscious in her bathroom surrounded by a pills and soaked with tap water. Treated like a bomb about to go off, nobody believing her when she says it's all a misunderstanding, the only person Katniss can turn to is Peeta. The boy who she has bullied for most of her life and is now tutoring her for Math. In the animal kingdom, only the strongest survive, but will love prevail? #Wattys2015 #Feels

Tough Love | EVERLARK by delicate-kisses

Katniss hates Peeta. Except she really doesn't... [Enemies to Lovers] [Modern AU]

𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐀 - 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐤, ᵗʰᵍ by sunnysxnfl0wer

ೃ༄ 𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐀 🔱🌊˚◞♡ ﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌ * ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ☁️ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲, training the kids from your district, as a mentor, hoping they would win. Kasia thought she was finally over with the Hunger Games and never had too go back in an arena. But she was wrong. She had to go back, one last time. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 ally with Finnick, district 4. She can't help but understand why he got that many sponsors. ════════ ⋆★⋆ ════════ "𝙃𝙚𝙮 𝙊𝙙𝙖𝙞𝙧, 𝙄 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝." "𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘏𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘹." ════════ ⋆★⋆ ════════ ┊ : ̗̀➛ ͙✧˖*°࿐ ೃ༄ 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎 🔱🌊˚◞♡ ﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌ * ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ☁️ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 〘The Hunger Games 〙〘 CATCHING FIRE + MOCKINGJAY 〙〘 FEM!OC X FINNICK ODAIR 〙〘ONGOING 〙〘 © SUNNYSXNFL0WER 〙 ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ ♡˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ :TOP🎖️: :; 🥇in thgfanfic || 01/27/24 || 🥈in thgfanfic || 02/05/24 || 🥉in Jennifer Lawrence || 12/17/23 ||

The Hunger Games: Camden Shepard by angies1230

Camden Shepard is a seventeen year old from District Four. She is an orphan and has been forced to survive with limited help for most of her life, but now she is more than that. Now she is a tribute in the Capitol's annual death match. She is a player in the Hunger Games. Camden is forced into an arena with other children to compete in the Games. She is forced to make and break alliances, kill or be killed. During her time training for the arena she falls for her Mentor, giving her the motivation she needs to believe in herself and find her will to survive. In this story based off of the Hunger Games, Camden will have to fight not only the other tributes in the arena, but she will also have to fight against herself and her own mind in order to find the will to win for the ones that she loves.

𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐞//𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐎𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐫 by GeminiRover_writes

𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐂𝐑𝐄 |❀| In which Quinn Marshal, Victor of the 68th Hunger games is thrusted back into the games where she reunites with an old enemy Finnick Odair. Where Finnick's holds the record for youngest Victor, Quinn holds the record for most kills by one tribute, earning her the nickname 'The Ripper'. What is their story? Why does she hate him? Read to find out|❀| 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒-𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄-𝐌𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐉𝐀𝐘 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟐|

I Bet On Losing Dogs. | EVERLARK by delicate-kisses

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$Flower Crowns: An Everlark Story {COMPLETED} by Bughead_Everlark18$

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