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The Derp Games

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In the ruins of a place once known as Canada lies the nation of Panda, a perfect Capitol surrounded by 12 outlying districts. The Capitol is despicable and cruel and keeps the districts in line by forcing them all to send one boy and one girl to participate in the annual Derp Games, a 3-round competition on live television.  15-year-old Dogpiss Limabean regards it as humiliation when she steps forward to take her sister, Plum's, place in the Games. Without really meaning to, she volunteers. Along the way she reconnects with Peewee, and meets a bunch of different Capitol people. Can Dogpiss win the Derp Games?All Rights Reserved

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It's A Jungle Out There by blueberrychills94

"First things first, I did not try to kill myself." Katniss' life seems perfect. Captain of the Cheerleading Squad, amazing grades, a gorgeous boyfriend (sort of) and an extremely bright future. However, one day everything seems to fall apart as she discovers that she is flunking math and will have to repeat the course if she doesn't pass. That night she is found unconscious in her bathroom surrounded by a pills and soaked with tap water. Treated like a bomb about to go off, nobody believing her when she says it's all a misunderstanding, the only person Katniss can turn to is Peeta. The boy who she has bullied for most of her life and is now tutoring her for Math. In the animal kingdom, only the strongest survive, but will love prevail? #Wattys2015 #Feels

Pure Torture: a Hunger Games Fanfiction by lovelyeverlark

The Victory Tour? Over. The Quarter Quell? Over. Katniss's life? Over, as far as Peeta knows. Sure, the games may be over for Katniss and Peeta, but the real battle is only just beginning. The Rebels in District 13 managed to get 3 Victors out of the arena. Peeta Mellark, Finnick Odair, and Beetee Latier are seemingly safe in the depths of 13. Katniss Everdeen, Johanna Mason, Enobaria, and Annie Cresta are seemingly dead in the custody of the Capitol. They're being held prisoners, having God-knows-what done to them. Their strength will be tested. Their loyalty will be questioned. Their love will be jeopardized. How will Peeta deal with Katniss being held prisoner in the Capitol? How will the Rebels get her out? And most importantly, what will the aftermath be? DISCLAIMER 1: I do not own ANY of these characters - all Hunger Games material belongs to Suzanne Collins. DISCLAIMER 2: I started writing this when I was like 13 so pls be nice <3 TW: mentions of torture, PTSD, death, suicide/suicidal ideation, and a whole host of other mental illnesses

$Flower Crowns: An Everlark Story {COMPLETED} by Bughead_Everlark18$

Peeta Mellark. Peeta is the schools popular. Everyone loves him. The boys want to be him and the girls want to be with him. He's very rich as his parents own the best and richest bakery. He has a older brother Rye who is married and has kids then his older brother Challah who is his un-identical twin. Katniss Everdeen. She's not what you call normal. She lives with her aunt and uncle and cousins. People just look at her. She never gets bullied but no one talks to her. No one knows what happened to her family. She has no sisters or brothers or parents. All people know is that she always wears flower crowns. What happens when the schools popular starts to get curious? What will happen later on?

✓ Hearth / Catching Fire by antivenoms

Make sure you kiss your knuckles before you punch me in the face. CATCHING FIRE / oc x oc © 𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖓𝖔𝖒𝖘

Bad Boy Vs Good Girl by Dedicatedfangirl_

When a teenage girl called Katniss Everdeen moves to a small town Kentucky, she meets a bad boy along the way. His name is Peeta Mellark, he is the bad guy in Panem High, he's the one with the leather Jackets and the Motorbikes. Katniss falls for him, but the truth is, Foes he love her? Can he change? Can she change him? Will a blondie get in the way? What will happen? Read to find out! (I wrote this when I was twelve so I really do apologise in advance)

𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐞//𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐎𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐫 by GeminiRover_writes

𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐂𝐑𝐄 |❀| In which Quinn Marshal, Victor of the 68th Hunger games is thrusted back into the games where she reunites with an old enemy Finnick Odair. Where Finnick's holds the record for youngest Victor, Quinn holds the record for most kills by one tribute, earning her the nickname 'The Ripper'. What is their story? Why does she hate him? Read to find out|❀| 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒-𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄-𝐌𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐉𝐀𝐘 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟐|

The Funger Games by winkwonk21

COMEDY!! A comedic smut that is based upon the Hunger Games. All the favorite characters and storyline are there, with a little extra spice. Enjoy! - there is a lot of comedic poop jokes reader beware - a collaborative piece by H and W! ❤️

$His Luna, Her Alpha {Completed} by Bughead_Everlark18$

Peeta Mellark- Was an Alpha at only twelve years old. Has a little sister Primrose. She's all he has less of a family and the only thing he cares about. Katniss Everdeen- Ran away from home from her abusive mother and father. Only child. Is a scared human and gets chased into the scary and mysterious woods. What happens when Katniss gets chased by her usual bullies into the woods? What happens when the so called mythical creature shows up?

"Allies?" "Always." by FireflyRepublic

In what used to be North America, the proud country of Panem now stands. The rulers from the Capitol hold a televised survival competition in which one male and one female between the ages of twelve and eighteen are reaped to fight to to death in an arena designed to be as deadly as the tributes, themselves. This game is forever known as The Hunger Games. Peeta Mellark, District Twelve's Baker's son, has been, madly in love with his companion, Katniss Everdeen, since the small age of five. Ever since tragedy gave him enough courage to ask for her hand, the unspeakable happens. Katniss's little sister, Primrose, is reaped for the death sentence. Peeta watches helplessly as his lover volunteers to take her place in the Games. Soon after, Peeta is reaped himself. He knows that only one will come out alive: someone smart, determined, and strong enough. And it would be his love. It had to be. This is my verson of The Hunger Games, originally writen by Suzanne Collins.

The Hunger Games: Camden Shepard by angies1230

Camden Shepard is a seventeen year old from District Four. She is an orphan and has been forced to survive with limited help for most of her life, but now she is more than that. Now she is a tribute in the Capitol's annual death match. She is a player in the Hunger Games. Camden is forced into an arena with other children to compete in the Games. She is forced to make and break alliances, kill or be killed. During her time training for the arena she falls for her Mentor, giving her the motivation she needs to believe in herself and find her will to survive. In this story based off of the Hunger Games, Camden will have to fight not only the other tributes in the arena, but she will also have to fight against herself and her own mind in order to find the will to win for the ones that she loves.

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"First things first, I did not try to kill myself." Katniss' life seems perfect. Captain of the Cheerleading Squad, amazing grades, a gorgeous boyfriend (sort of) and an extremely bright future. However, one day everything seems to fall apart as she discovers that she is flunking math and will have to repeat the course if she doesn't pass. That night she is found unconscious in her bathroom surrounded by a pills and soaked with tap water. Treated like a bomb about to go off, nobody believing her when she says it's all a misunderstanding, the only person Katniss can turn to is Peeta. The boy who she has bullied for most of her life and is now tutoring her for Math. In the animal kingdom, only the strongest survive, but will love prevail? #Wattys2015 #Feels