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Hetalia x Reader- UTTER CRACK

TheDarkMistress16

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Parts 9
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Reads 340
Votes 3
Parts 9
Time 50m

TheDarkMistress16

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The others won't be as good in detail as the first chapter. I'm pretty sorry about this. (But not really cuz why would I upload it otherwise?) Ugh I can't come up with titles for these... *goes into a depression corner*
3: Ugh there's supposed to be a gif but whatever. Wattpad hates me when I try to add images.
4: Oh nevermind I got them working fine.
7-9: these have been sitting in my drafts for years and I'm tired of them going to waste. I touched them up a bit but are very old and have cringy writing (premises).All Rights Reserved

2pamerica 2pengland 2phetalia aph aphamerica aphengland aphfrance comedy crackfic hetalia hetaliaaxispowers hetaliacrack hetaliaoneshots hetaliaxreader humor secondplayer xreader

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Entertaining a Small Thought Extras and One-Shots by GrimGenesis

A collection of whatever One-Shots and Extras I might do for Entertaining a Small Thought or Rin in general in the future. Anything that is a one-off idea I get distracted or an idea for a full/short story involving Rin, Danganronpa, or my Fanganronpa OCs will be put here instead of the main Entertaining a Small Thought story. Tags and chapters will be added and removed if/as drafts or one-shots turn into full stories.

[OLD] Escaping the Friendzone (Various! Hetalia x Reader) by sleepinwitherensmom

(School AU) (Y/n) (L/n) is a very smart young lady. She always gets good marks on her quizzes and tests. She's nice to everyone and tries to stay positive around her peers/friends/family. However, behind closed doors she tends to break down. She has an older sister with mental health issues and an older brother whom she used to confide in but he moved away and barely visited and talked to his family. This only made the girl's life worse. Her childhood friend and neighbor, Gilbert stopped talking to her as much when he started middle school, but she still hung out with Ludwig. Her mother was always stressed between being a single mom and dealing with her sister. So the girl used her studies and books as an escape method from the real world. Of course she had some friends, but not many really GOOD friends. NOTE: The reader has Situational Depression DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hetalia, the characters, art, or the au. I only own the plot and whatnot. And another issue is that there are a LOT of countries so I can't really do all of them, so the only characters falling for you will be: Francis Bonnefoy (France) Alfred F. Jones (America) Matthew Williams (Canada) Arthur Kirkland (England) Ludwig Beilschmidt (Germany) Gilbert Belischmidt (Prussia) Feliciano Vargas (Italy) Lovino Vargas (Romano) Antonio Fernandez Carriedo (Spain) Ivan Braginski (Russia) I suck at writing a fanfic with more than 10 characters involved unless I REALLY know ALL of the characters. Also I'm sorry I took out Japan and China. Before I started editing they got like zero attention and I felt bad Q_Q I hope you enjoy the story nonetheless and I thank you for taking your time reading this stupidly long description EDIT: If you want to see more interactions with a certain character (doesn't have to be ones you fall for) just let me know!

Hetalia Songs and Stuff! by LA1327

Ciao! Moi moi! Watashi wa LA1327! So this will be a Hetalia fan fic! Songs and stuff are written here so Enjoy muchachos and senioritas Aru! Ve~ I'm not owning Hetalia or Anything I wrote about it kol. Ohohohon~

Hetalia crack and randomness 1 [FINISHED] by Vraena

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Hetalia Boyfriend Scenarios by Rosawinterthecountry

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Isle of flightless birds by phanlook

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