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Hetalia x Reader- UTTER CRACK

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Reads 244
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Parts 9
Time 50m

TheDarkMistress16

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The others won't be as good in detail as the first chapter. I'm pretty sorry about this. (But not really cuz why would I upload it otherwise?) Ugh I can't come up with titles for these... *goes into a depression corner*
3: Ugh there's supposed to be a gif but whatever. Wattpad hates me when I try to add images.
4: Oh nevermind I got them working fine.
7-9: these have been sitting in my drafts for years and I'm tired of them going to waste. I touched them up a bit but are very old and have cringy writing (premises).All Rights Reserved

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