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Hetalia x Reader- UTTER CRACK

TheDarkMistress16

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Parts 9
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Reads 320
Votes 3
Parts 9
Time 50m

TheDarkMistress16

2pamerica 2pengland 2phetalia aph aphamerica aphengland aphfrance comedy crackfic hetalia hetaliaaxispowers hetaliacrack hetaliaoneshots hetaliaxreader humor secondplayer xreader

The others won't be as good in detail as the first chapter. I'm pretty sorry about this. (But not really cuz why would I upload it otherwise?) Ugh I can't come up with titles for these... *goes into a depression corner*
3: Ugh there's supposed to be a gif but whatever. Wattpad hates me when I try to add images.
4: Oh nevermind I got them working fine.
7-9: these have been sitting in my drafts for years and I'm tired of them going to waste. I touched them up a bit but are very old and have cringy writing (premises).All Rights Reserved

2pamerica 2pengland 2phetalia aph aphamerica aphengland aphfrance comedy crackfic hetalia hetaliaaxispowers hetaliacrack hetaliaoneshots hetaliaxreader humor secondplayer xreader

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Hetalia x Reader (Maybe Lemons~) by Violetine88

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A Series of Dumb Hetalia One-Shots by MagicTomatoes

Here's a bunch of one shots / short stories based on Hetatober prompts published by Nyksflower on the Hetalia subreddit. The prompts being; International Conference, Tooth Rotting fluff, Historical Event, Enemies to Lovers, and many more! Anyways, it's really chaotic. Hope you'll enjoy! 👍 Info: It was supposed to be a collection of One Shots, but it ended up that some stories had continuations and stuff... 'v' ((The characters are Hidekazu Himaruya's creations. The stupid cover is mine though lmao)) ALL INDIVIDUAL STORIES ARE PUBLISHED INDIVIDUALLY ON AO3 BUT IF YOU WANT A BUNCH OF ONESHOTS / PARTS OF STORIES CRUMBLED ALL TOGETHER, THIS WORK IS EXACTLY THAT.

ace ventura x reader (hot) by sharkiesharks

crackfic-esque. writing this bc im hyperfixated on these stupid movies and i have no other outlet for said hyperfixation. pls help me. this takes place in between the first and second movies. the reader's appearance isn't ever described so this is poc friendly, all-body types friendly, all that good stuff. gender neutral aside from one joke that could suggest reader is afab but it's never brought up again. warning for language and innuendos/dirty jokes ig. idk if u already watched the ace ventura movies you'll be fine. afab reader but gender neutral mostly. fanfiction is written in all-lowercase (sorry im working on rewriting with proper capitalization) but there shouldnt be any grammar/spelling mistakes otherwise. (the best written crackfic this town has ever seen) 30k words total

Isle of flightless birds by phanlook

"What the actual fuck? There is a fucking goat in my locker. What the fuck is going on. There is a dog here too?" I can barely stand up because I'm laughing so much and Gabriel can't breath. "This is so funny. I knew this was a good idea." When Thea comes back to her hometown after being gone for a year she hopes to keep a low profile, and accidentally befriending her old friend, getting a panic attack when homecoming is mentioned in front of the whole school and getting arrested along with the principle for having a affair with him don't help her much. Add getting caught making out with your friend on the couch, pranking the school, going back to the gang she grown up with, taking her goat to school multiple times and accidentally fall into a classroom after sneaking around in the ventilation system because drugging her old school seams fun. Yeah, being back won't be easy and she won't go unnoticed like she hoped. THE FIRST CHAPTERS MAY BE BORING AND BAD. I WROTE THEM A WHILE AGO, BUT ENJOY ANYWAYS. WARNING, EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS BOOK IS PROBABLY ON DRUGS AND I HAVE THE WORST GRAMMAR BECAUSE ENGLISH ISN'T MY FIRST LANGUAGE, IF YOU SEE A GRAMMAR OR SPELL ISSUE, PLEASE COMMENT AND I WILL FIX IT. ALSO, THIS BOOK IS KINDA OFFENSIVE, A LOT OF BAD LANGUISH, BAD THINGS AND OTHER NON KID ACCEPTED THINGS, SO DON'T READ IT IF YOU'RE TOO YOUNG AND SENSITIVE TO THAT SHIT. NOW I HAVE WARNED YOU, DON'T HATE ON ME THEN. I ALSO HAVE THE WORST HUMOR SO PREPARE FOR BAD JOKES AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

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[OLD] Escaping the Friendzone (Various! Hetalia x Reader) by sleepinwitherensmom

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