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Hetalia x Reader- UTTER CRACK

TheDarkMistress16

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Parts 9
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Reads 326
Votes 3
Parts 9
Time 50m

TheDarkMistress16

2pamerica 2pengland 2phetalia aph aphamerica aphengland aphfrance comedy crackfic hetalia hetaliaaxispowers hetaliacrack hetaliaoneshots hetaliaxreader humor secondplayer xreader

The others won't be as good in detail as the first chapter. I'm pretty sorry about this. (But not really cuz why would I upload it otherwise?) Ugh I can't come up with titles for these... *goes into a depression corner*
3: Ugh there's supposed to be a gif but whatever. Wattpad hates me when I try to add images.
4: Oh nevermind I got them working fine.
7-9: these have been sitting in my drafts for years and I'm tired of them going to waste. I touched them up a bit but are very old and have cringy writing (premises).All Rights Reserved

2pamerica 2pengland 2phetalia aph aphamerica aphengland aphfrance comedy crackfic hetalia hetaliaaxispowers hetaliacrack hetaliaoneshots hetaliaxreader humor secondplayer xreader

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Hetalia Boyfriend Scenarios by Rosawinterthecountry

*NOT WRITING ANY MORE* Okay so I have been debating on whether to write something like this or not for the longest time. And I will be new at writing boyfriend scenarios so cut me some slack. I think for now I will be starting off with only the axis so I can get the hang of the scenario thing. But over time I will add other countries. (If you wanna see what countries I am doing it will say at the bottom.) Also this book probably won't be updated as often as the others are. But I will try my best to write on this book. Countries: Germany, Italy, Japan, and Prussia Hetalia doesn't belong to me it belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya. All images don't belong to me. Also the image in the title cover doesn't belong to me it belongs to it's rightful owner. I am just using it as a cover. Although the stories belong to me, and I did make the cover.

ace ventura x reader (hot) by sharkiesharks

crackfic-esque. writing this bc im hyperfixated on these stupid movies and i have no other outlet for said hyperfixation. pls help me. this takes place in between the first and second movies. the reader's appearance isn't ever described so this is poc friendly, all-body types friendly, all that good stuff. gender neutral aside from one joke that could suggest reader is afab but it's never brought up again. warning for language and innuendos/dirty jokes ig. idk if u already watched the ace ventura movies you'll be fine. afab reader but gender neutral mostly. fanfiction is written in all-lowercase (sorry im working on rewriting with proper capitalization) but there shouldnt be any grammar/spelling mistakes otherwise. (the best written crackfic this town has ever seen) 30k words total

Hetalia ~ seven minutes in heaven by APH_2P_England

UPDATE- This was my first Fic and its probably really cringe but please do give it a read, thank you! Okay so I know I probably will be slow on updating but it will happen and I just done this for fun I don't own Hetalia or you , okay glad we got that out of the way. Suggestions for other storys that you want can be posted in the comment section of any chapter. Thanks for taking reading!

Hetalia X Reader Oneshots [Requests Are Closed] by Sharpshooter_Sh

These are Hetalia Oneshots! Requests Are: [Closed] (For now!) {NSFW/Smut is allowed.} (Note: Please bear in mind that I'm an amateur writer and I don't know every single character like some others.) [Warning: There is mature language, mature themes like Torture and Sex which some of is Implied in some of these Oneshots. But don't worry! I've made warnings at the start of each oneshots so if in doubt, you can check the warnings!]

Hetalia Crack! by Flying_mint_bunny_

Warning, this book contains: Graphic stupidity, my ships and otps, my fave characters used alot, randomness, weirdness, yaoi, weird shit I write at 3 in the morning, and sometimes, refrences to things in real life. Ok enjoy. Also prepare to lose your sanity :3

Hetalia x reader *Oneshots* DISCONTINUED by Kittykatlord25

Hey! If you didn't already know, i'm making a Hetalia x reader oneshot book. You can request, here are the rules 1. You need to tell me which character EXAMPLE: Canada x reader 2. how it's going to be EXAMPLE: Fluff, sad, maybe lemon, or normal 3. Tell me what the plot is EXAMPLE: France wants to confess to (y/n) but doesn't know how to. so he ask for help 4. Tell me the characters personality EXAMPLE: Kuudere, Tsundere, Yandere (NOTE! They both can be yandere) Insane, depressed, etc 5. Tell me age EXAMPLE: Teen! England x reader (<Note that the reader is not a teen) 6. I will not do OC's. I'm really sorry but I just find it unfair for the other readers.

MarclineVampire's Drabbles & Requests [ COMPLETED ] by MarclineVampire

This is mainly a story with different stories inside it. STORYCEPTION. Such as Fan-Fics, ( mainly Hetalia ) and even song dubs, and my OC's. Warning! Contains lemons, and graphic/gory content! [ Lemons = Sexual Content ] ♪('ε｀ ) there's a book 2 now But please enjoy what I still have on here ~

Isle of flightless birds by phanlook

"What the actual fuck? There is a fucking goat in my locker. What the fuck is going on. There is a dog here too?" I can barely stand up because I'm laughing so much and Gabriel can't breath. "This is so funny. I knew this was a good idea." When Thea comes back to her hometown after being gone for a year she hopes to keep a low profile, and accidentally befriending her old friend, getting a panic attack when homecoming is mentioned in front of the whole school and getting arrested along with the principle for having a affair with him don't help her much. Add getting caught making out with your friend on the couch, pranking the school, going back to the gang she grown up with, taking her goat to school multiple times and accidentally fall into a classroom after sneaking around in the ventilation system because drugging her old school seams fun. Yeah, being back won't be easy and she won't go unnoticed like she hoped. THE FIRST CHAPTERS MAY BE BORING AND BAD. I WROTE THEM A WHILE AGO, BUT ENJOY ANYWAYS. WARNING, EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS BOOK IS PROBABLY ON DRUGS AND I HAVE THE WORST GRAMMAR BECAUSE ENGLISH ISN'T MY FIRST LANGUAGE, IF YOU SEE A GRAMMAR OR SPELL ISSUE, PLEASE COMMENT AND I WILL FIX IT. ALSO, THIS BOOK IS KINDA OFFENSIVE, A LOT OF BAD LANGUISH, BAD THINGS AND OTHER NON KID ACCEPTED THINGS, SO DON'T READ IT IF YOU'RE TOO YOUNG AND SENSITIVE TO THAT SHIT. NOW I HAVE WARNED YOU, DON'T HATE ON ME THEN. I ALSO HAVE THE WORST HUMOR SO PREPARE FOR BAD JOKES AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

Roadtrip?! Hetalia x Reader by That_Weirdo_one

WATTYS 2019 COMPLETED BOOK 1 *Tries to think cool quote from the book* 》"Yeah it really is beautiful" He said. "And now you are supposed to say some cheesy pick-up line" You advised. He chuckled and thought for a moment. "But not as beautiful as you.. Is that cringe enough?"《 (Nailed it) (Y/N) is a country. One day America requests few countries including (C/N) in a meeting.. Somehow they end up in Disney land. Action: Checked✔ Breaking the 4th wall: Checked✔ Romance: Checked✔ 2p's: ..Maybe? Shitty humor: Checked✔ And i think that everybody knows that i don't own Hetalia (Or do i?), you (you belong to the countries) or any of the pictures that i have used! I just own few of my OC's and the story plot.

Entertaining a Small Thought Extras and One-Shots by GrimGenesis

A collection of whatever One-Shots and Extras I might do for Entertaining a Small Thought or Rin in general in the future. Anything that is a one-off idea I get distracted or an idea for a full/short story involving Rin, Danganronpa, or my Fanganronpa OCs will be put here instead of the main Entertaining a Small Thought story. Tags and chapters will be added and removed if/as drafts or one-shots turn into full stories.

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Hetalia Boyfriend Scenarios

NOT WRITING ANY MORE Okay so I have been debating on whether to write something like this or not for the longest time. And I will be new at writing boyfriend scenarios so cut me some slack. I think for now I will be starting off with only the axis so I can get the hang of the scenario thing. But over time I will add other countries. (If you wanna see what countries I am doing it will say at the bottom.) Also this book probably won't be updated as often as the others are. But I will try my best to write on this book. Countries: Germany, Italy, Japan, and Prussia Hetalia doesn't belong to me it belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya. All images don't belong to me. Also the image in the title cover doesn't belong to me it belongs to it's rightful owner. I am just using it as a cover. Although the stories belong to me, and I did make the cover.