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Hetalia x Reader- UTTER CRACK

TheDarkMistress16

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Reads 341
Votes 3
Parts 9
Time 50m

TheDarkMistress16

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The others won't be as good in detail as the first chapter. I'm pretty sorry about this. (But not really cuz why would I upload it otherwise?) Ugh I can't come up with titles for these... *goes into a depression corner*
3: Ugh there's supposed to be a gif but whatever. Wattpad hates me when I try to add images.
4: Oh nevermind I got them working fine.
7-9: these have been sitting in my drafts for years and I'm tired of them going to waste. I touched them up a bit but are very old and have cringy writing (premises).All Rights Reserved

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Hetalia Boyfriend Scenarios by Rosawinterthecountry

*NOT WRITING ANY MORE* Okay so I have been debating on whether to write something like this or not for the longest time. And I will be new at writing boyfriend scenarios so cut me some slack. I think for now I will be starting off with only the axis so I can get the hang of the scenario thing. But over time I will add other countries. (If you wanna see what countries I am doing it will say at the bottom.) Also this book probably won't be updated as often as the others are. But I will try my best to write on this book. Countries: Germany, Italy, Japan, and Prussia Hetalia doesn't belong to me it belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya. All images don't belong to me. Also the image in the title cover doesn't belong to me it belongs to it's rightful owner. I am just using it as a cover. Although the stories belong to me, and I did make the cover.

(Hetalia) America Oneshots by notavailable444555

Just some oneshots of America x everyone in hetalia. I guess I read to many amechu oneshots. XD Also America must be a uke! And some Fem!America will be in this. I also do requests! :D Me in 2018: Y'all see that Uke!America thing? Yeah, that don't matter. Well it kinda but, not much. So, y'all can skim past that...

Hetalia x reader *Oneshots* DISCONTINUED by Kittykatlord25

Hey! If you didn't already know, i'm making a Hetalia x reader oneshot book. You can request, here are the rules 1. You need to tell me which character EXAMPLE: Canada x reader 2. how it's going to be EXAMPLE: Fluff, sad, maybe lemon, or normal 3. Tell me what the plot is EXAMPLE: France wants to confess to (y/n) but doesn't know how to. so he ask for help 4. Tell me the characters personality EXAMPLE: Kuudere, Tsundere, Yandere (NOTE! They both can be yandere) Insane, depressed, etc 5. Tell me age EXAMPLE: Teen! England x reader (<Note that the reader is not a teen) 6. I will not do OC's. I'm really sorry but I just find it unfair for the other readers.

Hetalia X Reader Oneshots [Requests Are Closed] by Sharpshooter_Sh

These are Hetalia Oneshots! Requests Are: [Closed] (For now!) {NSFW/Smut is allowed.} (Note: Please bear in mind that I'm an amateur writer and I don't know every single character like some others.) [Warning: There is mature language, mature themes like Torture and Sex which some of is Implied in some of these Oneshots. But don't worry! I've made warnings at the start of each oneshots so if in doubt, you can check the warnings!]

[OLD] Escaping the Friendzone (Various! Hetalia x Reader) by sleepinwitherensmom

(School AU) (Y/n) (L/n) is a very smart young lady. She always gets good marks on her quizzes and tests. She's nice to everyone and tries to stay positive around her peers/friends/family. However, behind closed doors she tends to break down. She has an older sister with mental health issues and an older brother whom she used to confide in but he moved away and barely visited and talked to his family. This only made the girl's life worse. Her childhood friend and neighbor, Gilbert stopped talking to her as much when he started middle school, but she still hung out with Ludwig. Her mother was always stressed between being a single mom and dealing with her sister. So the girl used her studies and books as an escape method from the real world. Of course she had some friends, but not many really GOOD friends. NOTE: The reader has Situational Depression DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hetalia, the characters, art, or the au. I only own the plot and whatnot. And another issue is that there are a LOT of countries so I can't really do all of them, so the only characters falling for you will be: Francis Bonnefoy (France) Alfred F. Jones (America) Matthew Williams (Canada) Arthur Kirkland (England) Ludwig Beilschmidt (Germany) Gilbert Belischmidt (Prussia) Feliciano Vargas (Italy) Lovino Vargas (Romano) Antonio Fernandez Carriedo (Spain) Ivan Braginski (Russia) I suck at writing a fanfic with more than 10 characters involved unless I REALLY know ALL of the characters. Also I'm sorry I took out Japan and China. Before I started editing they got like zero attention and I felt bad Q_Q I hope you enjoy the story nonetheless and I thank you for taking your time reading this stupidly long description EDIT: If you want to see more interactions with a certain character (doesn't have to be ones you fall for) just let me know!

Hetalia Songs and Stuff! by LA1327

Ciao! Moi moi! Watashi wa LA1327! So this will be a Hetalia fan fic! Songs and stuff are written here so Enjoy muchachos and senioritas Aru! Ve~ I'm not owning Hetalia or Anything I wrote about it kol. Ohohohon~

"My Little Monster~"|| Selever X Reader [DISCONTINUED] by lazyazz_bijj

Hello! This is my first book so there will probably be some Errors but i'll try my best to fix it. Also English is not my native language so pardon my bad grammar😅😅😅 . Anyway here are some keywords: (Y/N) = Your Name (L/N) = Last Name (H/C) = Hair Colour (H/L) = Hair Length (F/C) = Favourite Colour (S/F/C) = Second Favourite Colour (F/F) = Favorite Food (F/D) = Favourite Drink (F/S) =Favourite Sweet (B/N) = Brother's Name (M/N) = Mother's Name (F/N) = Father's Name __________________________________________________________________________________ You're on college btw and (Y/N) is female. here's a peek at my book. _________________________________________It was a sunday morning and you were making lunch for you and you're roommates. Suddenly you got a call from the headmaster saying that you and your roommates would be having a new roommate and that they would be arriving after lunch. ~Time Skip~ You were playing video games on the couch when you heard a knock on the door. You were confused on why there were knocking on the door because it was Sunday and most of the students were out doing god knows what. Then you suddenly remembered that the headmaster told you that you were having a new roommate today. You opened the door and you see a cute half human half demon boy. "Oh! You must be our new roommate. Nice to meet you, My name's (Y/N) (L/N)." You introduced yourself. "Sup cutie. The names Selever nice to meet you." ............... That's all folks! If you want more of this story, I suggest you read this book. Edit: Just a fair warning. Some chapters may have been jumbled Because of an error so please check the chapters before you read them please.

ace ventura x reader (hot) by sharkiesharks

crackfic-esque. writing this bc im hyperfixated on these stupid movies and i have no other outlet for said hyperfixation. pls help me. this takes place in between the first and second movies. the reader's appearance isn't ever described so this is poc friendly, all-body types friendly, all that good stuff. gender neutral aside from one joke that could suggest reader is afab but it's never brought up again. warning for language and innuendos/dirty jokes ig. idk if u already watched the ace ventura movies you'll be fine. afab reader but gender neutral mostly. fanfiction is written in all-lowercase (sorry im working on rewriting with proper capitalization) but there shouldnt be any grammar/spelling mistakes otherwise. (the best written crackfic this town has ever seen) 30k words total

Roadtrip?! Hetalia x Reader by That_Weirdo_one

WATTYS 2019 COMPLETED BOOK 1 *Tries to think cool quote from the book* 》"Yeah it really is beautiful" He said. "And now you are supposed to say some cheesy pick-up line" You advised. He chuckled and thought for a moment. "But not as beautiful as you.. Is that cringe enough?"《 (Nailed it) (Y/N) is a country. One day America requests few countries including (C/N) in a meeting.. Somehow they end up in Disney land. Action: Checked✔ Breaking the 4th wall: Checked✔ Romance: Checked✔ 2p's: ..Maybe? Shitty humor: Checked✔ And i think that everybody knows that i don't own Hetalia (Or do i?), you (you belong to the countries) or any of the pictures that i have used! I just own few of my OC's and the story plot.

Hetalia Crack! by Flying_mint_bunny_

Warning, this book contains: Graphic stupidity, my ships and otps, my fave characters used alot, randomness, weirdness, yaoi, weird shit I write at 3 in the morning, and sometimes, refrences to things in real life. Ok enjoy. Also prepare to lose your sanity :3

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[OLD] Escaping the Friendzone (Various! Hetalia x Reader) cover

Hetalia Songs and Stuff! cover

"My Little Monster~"|| Selever X Reader [DISCONTINUED] cover

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Hetalia Boyfriend Scenarios

NOT WRITING ANY MORE Okay so I have been debating on whether to write something like this or not for the longest time. And I will be new at writing boyfriend scenarios so cut me some slack. I think for now I will be starting off with only the axis so I can get the hang of the scenario thing. But over time I will add other countries. (If you wanna see what countries I am doing it will say at the bottom.) Also this book probably won't be updated as often as the others are. But I will try my best to write on this book. Countries: Germany, Italy, Japan, and Prussia Hetalia doesn't belong to me it belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya. All images don't belong to me. Also the image in the title cover doesn't belong to me it belongs to it's rightful owner. I am just using it as a cover. Although the stories belong to me, and I did make the cover.