Snoop's return
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Snoop just became the swag master. He iz also an immortal for rekting the faggets that rekted the past swag masters. Now snoop must find an adventure. I don't know what it is. Just read the book as I update it jeez.
Warning: If you don't want to read a book about snoop smoking weed, strippers, skrek fucking people, spader mans ass, illuminati, shit heads, ghosts, monkeys, faze klan, klubs, bill and Neil, Jesus man, weed, Shepard, fur fags, star shit, anime, weeaboos, boobs, fucking shit that cums out of no where, snoops friends, snoops friends smoking weed, then you r a piece of fuck.
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