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Naruto Jokes Book [Vol. 2]
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Last published Tue, Jul 26, 2016
LIGHTS.....CAMERA....ACTION!!
Naruto: Im Back!!!
Sakura: Hey there everyone!!!!
Sasuke: Yoo!!!
Naruto: Where is Kakashi??
Kakashi: Sorry, I just lost from the-
NaruSasuSaku: LIAR!!!
Naruto: Well, we have a new author since I am Hokage, The new generation kids are gonna make jokes!!!
Sakura: This Volume 2
Sasuke: If you want the Vol. 1, Go to SakuSarada who rewrites our jokes
SakuSarada: Hi guys!!! I do not own characters, Owned by Misashi Kishimoto
Naruto: DATTE-
----: BASA!!!!
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