The Shrektacular Dr. Phil
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Last published Sun, Aug 16, 2015
Shrek can't believe his luck when he is accepted into Dr Phil's School of Dankness and Memes. What happens next leads Shrek on the most epileptic journey of his life.
This book is dedicated to Ron Swanson for being a swanky lad.
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