Lemon Rose is a girl trying to get out of her parent's shadow. So what her mother slept for 100 years and was awakened by True Love's kiss? Big deal, anyone could have done that. So what her father conquered the Great Maleficent. Lemon dreams of making a name for herself. She dreams of her name going down in the history books. The Pumpkin Race is her one shot. She dreams of seeing her name up on billboards along side Piper Peep or Lord Locksley as one of the greatest pumpkin driver's in the world. She dreams of standing on the steps of the Crystal Palace and accepting her Golden Egg. Then she will finally be Lemon Rose and not Briar Rose's daughter. Can Lemon pull together a team in time? Will they get the sponsors they need to fund the race? Will they win? Nissa Gooseberry is a journalist trying to rebuild her life and her career after a very messy divorce and public spanking. She went from a decorated writer winning a Golden Egg from the Fairy Godmother herself for her exposure of the Blueberd Syndicate in the Docklands Murders, to being the punchline of tabloid and late night BEN hosts. Can she rebuild her career on the backs of the first ever all female pumpkin race team? Quincy C Dumpty is a egg at the end of his ropes. The Broken Egg Network just slipped in the ratings race again. The Real Housewives of Trolls tanked and the ensuing riot cost the network 5 pounds of gold. The board is threatening to replace him. A Humpty has steered the destiny of the BEN since the beginning. How can he be the egg to shatter that? His only light at the end of his tunnel is the Pumpkin Races. No one cares about a human interest piece. They want gossip, they want juice, they want scandal and he knows the cat that can get him that. Penelope Boots. Together they will put the BEN back on top. Or heads will roll.