Heeeey! YOU........ Yeah you! I'm making a book!! I'm out here busting my ass while your sitting on yours!! How is that fair?... Hey!!! YOU MOTHERFUCKAS THINK THAT ITS OK TO FUCK WITH A WOG............ Wait I'm getting off topic here but I fucking swear if you skip it you better be wearing your brown pants!!.Ok let me start over hi I'm the legendary wog and I'm here to....... You know what fuck this hey this fucking book is about the legendary wogs before me hahaha you thought it was going to be about me haha FUCK THAT SHIT your wrong haha now for those people who want to know about the wog history get yourself food and drinks and maybe a pillow because this may take a while. You may think that every story has a beginning.....NO..... This story goes way back to before the beginning.
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