Dirty Minded
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You cannot enjoy me unless you spread me -Butter.
Disclaimer:
MOST OF THESE JOKES ARE NOT MINE!!!
Tüm hakları saklıdır
En büyük hikaye anlatıcılığı topluluğuna katılınKişiselleştirilmiş hikaye önerileri alın, favorilerinizi kütüphanenize kaydedin ve topluluğunuzu büyütmek için yorum yapın ve oy verin.
Ayrıca sevebilecekleriniz
DECENT (richie tozier + reader)
"i never thought you'd like a trashmouth" "you just thought" [ lowercase intended ]
Unwanted Cupcakes
"What's with the stupid endearments? I'm a girl, a human, not a fucking dessert!" I seethe, glaring at his irritatingly handsome face. "And if anything, I'd be a whole goddamn cake." "You might as well be one, 'cause I want to eat you up." (In the very slow process of editing)Tamamlanmış Hikaye
My Bad Puns And Jokes
In my group of friends, I am known for my absolutely, downright horrible jokes and puns. Therefore I am making this for a list of my horrible jokes/puns. This will also probably be daily because I make bad puns and jokes a lot. ☆ #638 in Humor (6/6/17) ☆Tamamlanmış Hikaye
South Park Preferences and Imagines
"Friendly faces everywhere, humble folk without temptation." BOYFRIEND SCENARIOS ***If you are easily offended/triggered, this may not be the book for youTamamlanmış Hikaye
𝑺 𝑬 𝑹 𝑬 𝑵 𝑰 𝑻 𝒀 (18+)
𝐀 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫 "ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ɪᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴍʀ. ʜᴀʀʀɪɴɢᴛᴏɴ? ᴍᴇ? ᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴏʙ?" 𝐀 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐓𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐍𝐨𝐚𝐡 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐨𝐧.Tamamlanmış Hikaye
Do. Not. Read. This. Book.
Title says it - Do not read. -Do not read on- (This book was for fun.) HEY I TOLD YOU NOT TO READ ON!Tamamlanmış Hikaye
Finding Balance!
I am the best and i have countless awards to show for it. My restaurants are known all over the world. I can stand with giants and they will notice me because am the best there is and i earned it at the age of 26. Not many Chefs can stand and make the same claim as i. My restaurant is everything to me and i will not allow anything to distract my focus. All i have ever done is give. Even when my father told me to be cautious i ignored him and decided to trust a man that i barely knew and it cost my family everything. I have watched my father suffer for my mistakes but am going to make it right, for my sake and my family's. I will not allow anything to distract me nor will i allow my heart to be broken ever again.Tamamlanmış Hikaye
𝐌𝐘 𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑 𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘 (𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨)
𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑦𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑤𝑒𝑏𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑦. 𝐴𝑟𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠? 𝐻𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎 𝑠𝑢𝑔𝑎𝑟 𝑑𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑦, 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑎 𝑡𝑒𝑒𝑛𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑟. 𝑆𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡ℎ 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑎𝑑𝑣𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒, 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑏𝑒 𝑘𝑒𝑝𝑡 𝑖𝑛 𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑠. 𝑠𝑢𝑔𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑖𝑒𝑠.𝑐𝑜𝑚 ❃❃𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐒❃❃ •𝙰𝚐𝚎-𝚐𝚊𝚙 •𝚏𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙 •𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚢×𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎 •𝚜𝚞𝚐𝚊𝚛 𝚍𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚢 •𝙵𝚘𝚛𝚋𝚒𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚗 𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 •𝙾𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚗 •𝚜𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚗
"i never thought you'd like a trashmouth" "you just thought" [ lowercase intended ]
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