HeTaLiA cRaCk
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Last published Sun, Jun 12, 2016
I've been laughing my head off at these. So, I decided to do one. CRACK CRACK DRUGS DRUGS LSD. Simple? Ready? Ready? You want to see something? DO YOU? Then click. Become one with Russia Da? ^J^
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Russia is tired of Belarus's stalking, so he asks *forces* England to switch bodies with Lithuania for a month! Which results in Lithuania proposing to Belarus for revenge & fucking around with Russia's body, like doing fashion makeovers with Poland. Russia (as Lithuania) gets pissed & tries to switch his body back--but the reverse spell is misplaced & now both of the out-of-place countries must deal with each other's problems. FOR..A...MONTH!!!!!! *cue the crackiness* XDD The story art cover is by me, I don't own Hetalia, Hidekaz Himaruya does. If you didn't know that...you're a terrible Hetalia fan.Complete第一幕
Russia's Game (Russia x Finland)
Here are some side notes-- This is.... hetalia crack. To be honest, I don't even know what this story even is. It took on a mind of its own. Originally I was bored so I went to a crack pairing generator and I got Spain x Finland. Thus, I waned to do a fanfic about them, but then it turned into this... thing. Anyways, I hope you enjoy it even though it is completely ridiculous. Finland grew tired of Sweden, and wanted to find his soulmate. Due to his curiously whimsical nature, Finland wanted to find "the one" spontaneously . Eventually he comes to Ivan's house, only to realize that he's stuck thanks to general winter. While fixed on finding his soulmate, he becomes closer to Ivan, as he struggles to accept his true feelings. While his stay is extended, he learns that Ivan has other plans. Finland then gets into an even larger mess than he bargained for. Will Finland and Russia ever truly love each other?Complete
Hetalia x Reader- UTTER CRACK
The others won't be as good in detail as the first chapter. I'm pretty sorry about this. (But not really cuz why would I upload it otherwise?) Ugh I can't come up with titles for these... *goes into a depression corner* 3: Ugh there's supposed to be a gif but whatever. Wattpad hates me when I try to add images. 4: Oh nevermind I got them working fine. 7-9: these have been sitting in my drafts for years and I'm tired of them going to waste. I touched them up a bit but are very old and have cringy writing (premises).Complete
CRUMPET RESISTANCE
Do you enjoy lighthearted jokes, crack, and mushrooms? This book is for you! Do you enjoy angst? This book is for you! Do you enjoy death and betrayal? This book is for you! Do you enjoy food turned into people and leading a whole society? This book is also for you! Ever wanted to kill your best friend 0_0? THIS BOOK IS FOR YOUUU Are you thinking about rebelling against someone? (hopefully not) Again, THIS 👏 BOOK 👏 IS 👏 FOR 👏 YOU! I mean, if you don't enjoy any of that, THIS BOOK IS STILL FOR YOU!!! Four friends (plus one absent friend), have come together to write the ULTIMATE STORY OF THE DECADE THAT WILL WIN THE GRAMMY AWARDS!!!! Every chapter is divided into four bits, each summarized by one of the main characters in their own style. So, be prepared for confusion and style changes in writing! Audericka, Casserole, Chlorine, Finn and Sage live in a society ruled by non-other than Crumpet and his wife Saucy Waffles. They live in Sauffletown, where commoners weren't treated the best. So, it was decided. They would overthrow the king and queen. The Crumpet Rebellion (or the Muffin Corp) was born, led by the famous Muffin Boss! Join the five best friends in the journey of a lifetime against their own kingdom.Complete
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Cracked Drabbles and Oneshots (Phili x world) [DISCONTINUED]
What's up people of Wattpad? This is your Waifu supporting her country and wishing it to be a canon character in the famous anime, Axis Powers Hetalia. Hehe, please request? And um, make it cracked, please? Sadly, if it ain't cracked shiz, I ain't writing it. Gomene. (Is the cover pic familiar to you? Then, I shall follow you right away for knowing such!)Complete
Soul || KNY x Reader
❝ My last words were 'yeet'. What a disgrace. ❞ - (Y/N) (L/N) while dying (again) on a riverbank. ~~~ After dying in a freak accident, you found yourself half-dead in a snowy forest. Pretty much accepting your fate, you passed out. When you woke up, you were in a small house that was most definitely of Japanese origin. 'I've been kidnapped.' was what you thought. 'I've been kidnapped by people who like Japanese interior design.' Join (Y/N) on your quest to save your favorite characters from certain death all while struggling to keep your dumbassery under control. ~~~ [Kimetsu no Yaiba/Demon Slayer x Isekai!Fem!Reader] ~~~ Highest Ranking: #1 in isekai #1 in kny #1 in kanaoxreader #1 in mangaxreader #1 in demonslayerfanfiction #1 in genyaxreader #1 in inosukexreader #1 in muichiroxreader #1 in kamabokosquad #2 in crackfic #2 in isekaireader #2 in tanjiroxreader #3 in manga #4 in animefanfiction #5 in readerinsert #6 in kimetsunoyaiba #8 in demonslayer #28 in anime #51 in fanfiction #51 in fanfic
HETALIA TopCanons & Crack (+facts/more)
Inside this book you will find the usual Hetalia madness in a collection the best headcanons, crack, facts and more that are the 3 F's (funny/fluffy/feelsy) and will make you fangirl, LOL, facepalm, cry, facepalm again or all of the above. Each chapter also includes a photo! *Request's accepted! *Contains ships/pairingsComplete
I n L o v e W i t h A C r i m i n a l Russia ×America.
I mean in irl they have literally almost skinned one another alive but I mean like.... Who said this was irl? This is a school AU! Gaaaaaasp America was a Jock. muder... Russia was a nerd. Crime A Murderer 🔪 A criminal... 💰 A fighter 💸 A dealer 🎇 A chaos chaser ⌚ A broken mind 💖 A feeler... 💖 A lover 💔A grieving one 💓A sorry one 🍷 A drinker 🚬 A smoker 🔪 A cutter 🍷 💵AMERICA💵🍷 📃 A reader 💖 A lover 🎭A sorry one 🔪A cutter 🍷A drinker 🔕A. Broken mind 🔪A criminal 🔪 A death bringer 🎉A crazy one 💊 A hurt one 💖A lover 💭 A mentally unstable one 💝A forgiver 💔🌠RUSSIA🌠💔 . America kills. Canada kills. China fights. Russia kills.... I just find them adorable idk why Anyway This involves rape, fighting, bullying, drinking, drugs,suicide ,cutting,death, living alone,parents ,abuse, and a few hate/love relationships Drugs trips, Capture. Blood Guns Yeaa... All that fun stuffComplete
Russia is tired of Belarus's stalking, so he asks *forces* England to switch bodies with Lithuania for a month! Which results in Lithuania proposing to Belarus for revenge & fucking around with Russia's body, like doing fashion makeovers with Poland. Russia (as Lithuania) gets pissed & tries to switch his body back--but the reverse spell is misplaced & now both of the out-of-place countries must deal with each other's problems. FOR..A...MONTH!!!!!! *cue the crackiness* XDD The story art cover is by me, I don't own Hetalia, Hidekaz Himaruya does. If you didn't know that...you're a terrible Hetalia fan.
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