One Direction and Us The Tomboys

So my names Alex well its actually Alexia but it's too girly. I'm what you call a tomboy. I hate pink, paint my nails, skirts, dresses, makeup, and much more. I'm into sweats, football, soccer, any other sport, really good at Kung fu, and other boy things. Anyways I have 4 other best friends that I share a flat with and their names are Sam aka Samantha, Nick aka as Nicole, Max aka as Maxine, and Jay aka as Jade. We all have big sisters which is also known as the sluts. We have other 3 best friends named Logan, David, and Ethan. Ya our sisters tried to get with them but failed. They look nothing like us. So this is the story of One Direction and Us The Tomboys. We are not fans of them. So here goes my story.