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Shrekventures: The Magical Onion

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Reads 74
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Time <5 mins

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Shrek becomes very hungry in his little swamp of his and to his suprise HIS CABNETS ARE EMPTY THERE ARE NO ONIONS. Shrek discovers there is a place with an ancient onion that with one bite will keep your tummy tum tum full for eternity. Will Shrek find the onion? Will he resist penetrating buttholes on his journey? Read to find out. WARNING THIS STORY IS SUGGESTIVE FOR TINY CHILDREN DO NOT READ IT TO THEM UNLESS U WANT TO MELT THEIR TINY LITTLE BRAINSAll Rights Reserved

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