Messy Mind Writings

This is just a random rant page that I wanted to put in here for shits and giggles.
Part silly-stupid-useless crap that I might have just made up in my brain and decided to write down, like a smidge of a story idea-that-never-will-be or maybe something deep and personal. I won't differentiate between either. I may not answer on things that are personal, and I'm doing this partly as a way to...I don't know, empty my brain out? Haha, there's a lot of crap in my poor messy mind.
Also, anything personal is put out here as a...self-healing type of thing. I'm not usually the kind of person to put my problems or my once-issues or my current-issues out into the world because it's my business, but I've learned that writing things out just helps me. So I just wanted to throw them out into this thing for the hell of it. Not for sympathy. Not really for advice. Just because maybe a few people can find solace in knowing they aren't the only ones with issues.
Some of it may be funny. Some of it may be sad. Most of it will be weird.
Read if you want, have a chuckle. No votes or comments are necessary.