Poker.

"You're very sassy for a boy, you know?"

"And you're very bitchy for a boy, are we even now?"

"Look, this is the way it's going to be for the rest of the year, so you might as well get used to me. You're stuck with me."

"If I flush will you go away?"

A bunch of popular, hot-headed douchebag seniors make a 16 year old Louis play poker with them when he gloats that he can beat them. The winner has to be dorm mates with Louis the entire semester, and Louis can't do anything if they decide to make his year a living Hell. But if Louis wins, the douchebag boys can't bother him or any of his friends.

Let's just say, Louis didn't win the game. But maybe he won something else.