I'm not really much of a story teller. I'm not like those typical 15 year old girls who have some sort of magical 'gift' for writing mushy love lyrics begging my cheating boyfriend to take me back and deep, macabre poems screaming about all my problems, or vivid narratives that keep you at the edge of your seat. I'm just me. I've had some weird things happen to me throughout my life. This is where I tell you about them. My crazy, dysfunctional family of misfits who are hardly blood related is the main focus of this story. Our ups and our downs. Our laughter and our sorrow. We get through them together, and we are by no means normal. Let's not forget my cousin and best friend, Tori. Whatever I've been through, she has, as well. Her story is basically mine. It's our story, together I guess. My name is Alexia Gibbs, and this is the story of our family. **Warning** -Contains spanking of a minor, and swearing. Don't like? Don't read.