The Buuuuurn Book
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Last published Mon, Aug 17, 2015
Are you that person who thinks of a good comeback to a situation about 10 minutes (or 10 years) after the event actually happens? Do you start to say a good burn to someone only to realize that the comeback actually sounded much better in your head?
If the answer to any of those questions is yes, then this book is for you. In this amazing Burn Book you have in front of you, I have compiled a list of situations you might find yourself in and the wittiest things to say to get the yourself out of them, and impress all your friends in the process. You'll never seem like a loser again! (jk you're awesome ^_^)
Ready, set, BUUUUUURN!
Edit - august 2017. I just reread this and want to punch my past self.
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