The Emo Burn Book

The Emo Burn Book

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bmth bryanstars burnbook comedy commentary

IT'S CALLED S A T I R E ....comedy. Get use to it. um...hi. Send me requests in the comments...pls. No one talks to me on here.

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After I knew you
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After I met you
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