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A Hypocrite's Guide to Not Sounding Hypocritical

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Time 1h 19m

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I'm a hypocrite in several of these rants so I changed the title from "Cliches of Wattpad" to "A Hypocrite's Guide to Not Sounding Hypocritical" because I am and always will be a hypocrite. So yeah. 

Rants. Literally all that this is. Rants about the stupidest cliches I have seen and or heard of.All Rights Reserved

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