Gimme gimme chicken tendies be they crispy or from wendy's spend my hard earned good boy points on kid's meal ball pit burger joints mummy lifts me to the car to get me tendies, near and far enjoy my tasty tendy treats in comfy big boy booster seats mcdonald's, hardee's, popeye's, cane's but of my tendies, none remain she tries to make me take a nappy but sleeping doesnt make me happy tendies are the only food that put me in the napping mood i'll scream, i'll shout, and make a fuss i'll scratch, i'll bite, i'll even cuss tendies are my heart's desire fueled by hungry raging fire mummy's sobs and wails and cries but tears arent tendies, nugs or fries my good boy points were fairly earned to find the tendies that i've yearned but there's no tendies on my plate did mummy think that i just ate tendIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW YOU FAT UNGRATEFUL SLUGGISH SOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE