This story is entirely true. It's not really a story, actually. I'm writing down these events as they are happening. Today is Tuesday, August 18th, 2015. My story begins on Sunday, August 16th, 2015. (*Note: All names except for my own are changed for the safety of the identity of others.) I'm sorry if you find this book boring. Actually I'm not. Anyway, here's a story about my life.