GROWTOPIA: The (un)official guide for noobs (or maybe pros?)

Everything about Growtopia you've ever wanted to know (besides older times, sorry we don't fill that in). Who or what the heck is PANTS? How do people broadcast and super broadcast- or why is super duper broadcast disabled? How do I get World Locks? How do I level up? Why are the growing times so darn absurd?! How do you get a mini wizard? What are events? Who are The Gods? What is the Netherworld? How do I prevent getting scammed? What's a dropgame? What are some of the most important worlds? When was Growtopia created? What is Growtopia time? How do you "farm"? Why can't I do cool actions like other people? What are Rollback Plaques? What is Growganoth? What is the carnival? How do I earn the title to be WOTD? Who the frick frack is Seth and Hamunu? Exactly what is Growtopia itself? With this guide you can figure out all of that- and tons of other stuff, too. Every little thing divided into one part themself. In fact, we might have to just make a sequel. Or even a trilogy. Read now!