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These Last Words

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Reads 32
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Parts 4
Time 26m

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"If Every Pork Chop Were Perfect, We wouldn't have Hot Dogs." Said Steven Universe, my all time favorite person in the world! He doesn't even exist, which shows how much I dislike human beings. But hey! They aren't that bad. Aliens would kinda dig the human race, I dunno why there's so many movies about them coming down, wreckin' our shit, and probing us. Who ever made up that bullshit is the real asshole who hates human beings. Not me. Just Sayin'. I laughed at my own thoughts. I am an hilarious person, I tell ya. My sister walked by, staring at me in confusion as she went. Rule #1: Don't stare at me, bitch... That little shit is gonna get it tonight.All Rights Reserved

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𝙎𝙋𝘼𝘾𝙀 𝙅𝘼𝙈 ✶ 𝙙𝙤𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧 𝙬𝙝𝙤 cover

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𝙎𝙋𝘼𝘾𝙀 𝙅𝘼𝙈 ✶ 𝙙𝙤𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧 𝙬𝙝𝙤

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