Okay, now this is weird.

Okay, now this is weird.

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Last published Tue, Jun 25, 2013

Hannah wakes up one morning to discover that she is a dude named Michael. What the...? It's kind of an alternate universe thingy, I suck at writing these things. Enjoy!

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