The Confessions and life of Kat Drew (Book 1)

So this is the book that reveals the confessions of a crazy, food obsessed, fun loving, nutella crazed, Irish Jig dancing, completely insane but completely normal pre-teenager..

Interesting, huh? I guess not. You've probably stumbled upon this by mistake. But please, do read on. This isn't one of those descriptions that explain the whole story line, who everybody is, etc- Because this story is very true, and I can't predict the story line of my life, so you'll just have to wait and see. I bet right now, you're just about to click off the page and go read some fan-fiction that has millions of reads. Don't be such a bitch. And by the way, I know where you live. I am part of a secret service called STDI. The meaning of those letters is confidential but all I can say is that it involves a duck.

But, back to the story description, I know this story only has 6 reads, one chapter and 1 comment- the comments mine, 4 of the 6 reads are probably mine when I proof read it and most the time I can't be bothered to get of my lazy arse in order to write another chapter about my oh so fabulous life to nobody. But just give it a try, read this WHOLE description, however tempting it is to no bother and go read your fave fanfic, read my comment and first few chapters (when I eventually upload them) and give this story a try. Thank you if you did read this. If you didn't, then your master WON'T be giving you his sock and you, mischievous little bitchy elf will not be set free.
Goodbye.