Don't Ask Me What This Is Because I Won't Know
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  • Reads 318
  • Votes 57
  • Parts 19
  • Time 16m
Ongoing, First published Aug 20, 2015
"BANDS!.... I think I got their attention."


This book is just random things about my life or things I like or what amuses me/makes me lose hope in society. I have no clue why I'm making this, but it's whatever. This is just something you can use to get to know me, @StumpysFedora as a person instead of just a Fall Out Boy-related username with somewhat decent fan fiction. If you're, by chance, not happy with however your life is going, you could read this book & it'll most likely make you feel better with a few laughs and the occasional snort mixed in. So read away, everybody. Hold on tight 'cause this ride is a wild one.

*I die*
THE GHOST OF ME: Dinkleberg...
{Did you get my references? I'll stop. Sorry.}
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