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The Novel

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Reads 332
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Parts 10
Time 1h 50m

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absurdism black-comedy existentialism horror-comedy metafiction philosophy surreal-comedy

Plot: The plot focuses on an unnamed depressed apathetic writer experiencing writer's block. After the success of his critically acclaimed debut novel, The Novel, he runs out of ideas to write for another masterpiece. He goes on a journey, even having to do things he wouldn't normally do just for the sake of getting ideas, just to reclaim his lost creativity, and he also reflects his experiences in life and love. The novel is part satire, part philosophical, due to its existentialist blend inspired from the works of Camus, Sartre, Dostoyevsky, and Kafka with a mix of my trademarks—surreal and dark humor, violence, parody, satirical commentary, horror and shock value, depression, and nihilism.

Genre: Transgressive Fiction, Absurdist Fiction

R-Rated. For mature readers only. (as usual)All Rights Reserved

absurdism black-comedy existentialism horror-comedy metafiction philosophy surreal-comedy

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𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐒 by ariistanss

DEDICATION "To every person who has a wish to get completed by someone but gets shattered instead." Grace is a girl who always dreams of things which are not possible for her to do in this universe . Her family is rich but busy so she longs for love and care. Every time she see something she starts the imagination of how she would have wanted in the other universe or her imaginary world. Dash is physically hot and career focused boy every girl in the school wants him but he longs for grades and as for love he doesn't believe it and he always have a dream of some girl which he wants to see badly but it's just his imagination. He has no such real friends but that doesn't even bother him because he is selfish as well. Let's see when these two collide with the power of love and their past becomes an evil. Will they be able to face the consequences or they will end up falling alone and breaking each other's heart.

His Obsession by Petite_Mort_

"Uhm.. Sir? Can I help you?" I mumble while staring at him. He breaks out into a huge grin, the kind of grin you see on little kids when they get their favorite toy. He reaches out to me, and I start to fall backwards trying to move away. He latches onto my elbow, pulling me into his chest. He inhales deeply, mumbling something I can't hear. Before everything goes black. "This is turning into a good night after all.." ------------------------------------------------------- This is a dark horror romance about a young woman named Layla. Trying to escape her past, she flees to another city, hoping for a fresh start. Little does she know, that was her biggest mistake. That is where he sees her for the first time. And he will stop at nothing to make her his. His murderous obsession for her knows no bounds. What will she do when she finds herself trapped in his clutches?

𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 : 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 by themorphase

◦•●◉✿ While searching for true friendship, she found her true love. However, she was let down by her best friend when she needed her the most and her childhood crush who doesn't even care about her now. ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ Everytime she gives her all for her loved ones, she gets nothing in return. What will happen when he gives her his all and she gives him nothing? ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ This is my first time writing something. Please disregard any grammatical errors as English is not my first language 🌈🍁🌻 ✿◉●•◦

ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜ [𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓽𝓮𝓭✔] by lethal_bullets

"𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘵" - @_𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨_𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭_ Book 1. Can be read as a stand-alone! [𝐁𝐚𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧'𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐝] 3 Guys, 1 Girl and a spin of life. What would you do, if your childhood crush suddenly attends your school and at the same time, you get to meet two other completely different bad boys? ..... °•☆•° ᴀᴍᴀɴᴅᴀ ᴍɪʟʟᴇʀ, a seventeen year old high school girl, meets a tattood guy, named ʀᴀᴠᴇɴ ᴊᴏʜɴꜱᴏɴ. He's a mysterious, hard-to-handle and yet a sweet bad boy. Not only does she meet Raven, but through him she gets to know another popular rebel. They share the same secret together. His name is ʙʟᴀᴋᴇ ᴄᴏʜᴇɴ. (" If they bother you again tell it to me, alright? I can handle them." He laughs making me flush harder.) ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴇꜱ ᴍᴏᴏʀᴇꜱ, her childhood-crush, tries to win her heart over. But will she fall for him, again?... In order to get together with one of them, they all have to face lots of obstacles. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭?... °•☆•° Contains: (bad boys, 100% comedy, swear words, "lovey-dovey-scenes", action, roasts, drama and more.) Mature Content as in too much swear words. *𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑*: 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐀 𝐋𝐎𝐓 Copyright © 2019 M.L (ORIGINAL WATTPAD BOOK)

Ruthless Possession by author_audrey

When they're rivals in academics, leadership, sports, EVERYTHING and she asks "Why is it me? Why do you always single me out?" And He replies: "Because you're the only person worth paying attention to" *********************************************** When she dares him, to embarrass him cuz he is the only boy who doesn't talk to her much in the whole school. "100 push-ups champ, after each push up you say my name" He replies "Fine, but I have 1 condition" She asks "What condition" He replies "Lie beneath me while I do push-ups, I'll do a hundred more, even the whole class can count." *********************************************** These are some scenes that might urge you to read the story anyway it's a dark romance and rivals to lovers. There are also some scenes written in the part mentioned below... You can get more information from the story part 'IMPORTANT'.

Darkness: The Life Beyond by renituate

This story is a complete and fascinating peregrination, that goes over everything about life such as depression, abuse, loneliness, planets, stars and much more; and what lays beyond all of reality as you know it, come read book 1 and enjoy this very compelling and enthralling story. This story also has self harm, and some other things that might be triggering so please if you may have triggers please consider before beginning to read. All rights reserved.

A dance across eternity by west9922

Absurd fantasy. this short novel is my parody of fantasy, the universe, and most important it is a parody of itself. God takes a human on a journey of discovery and lessons about life.

My Weird Fate//Currently editing by moons_joons

Aurora, a very innocent and stupid girl. Although she may act like a nerd, look like a nerd, think like a nerd, and other nerdy stuff nerds do... she kinda is one if you think about it. But the way she thinks isn't very nerdy if you know what I mean. meanwhile Gray a not so innocent guy when it comes to having many bodies... dead bodies... is a very cold-hearted guy as you see in movies and books. But as you get to know him as time goes by, you can see how much of a... emotionless killer psychotic person he is. but what if it's just an act? what is he's the opposite of what he seems to be and hides it? What if he is the complete opposite from the outside? Can Aurora figure out who he really is on the inside? ----------------------------------------------------- Gray transfers into a new school just cause he finds a girl interesting... would he kill and expose himself just to protect this girl? What happens when two different worlds collide? Helping each other with different things they're not used to. Whether it's helping each other kill someone, or a math equation that you can't understand. Their lives will become very different then the life they used to have. Started on July 1st

The Grim Reaper Dave by LunaMller8

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𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐒 cover

His Obsession cover

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ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜ [𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓽𝓮𝓭✔] cover

Ruthless Possession cover

Darkness: The Life Beyond cover

A dance across eternity cover

My Weird Fate//Currently editing cover

The Grim Reaper Dave cover

𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐒

DEDICATION "To every person who has a wish to get completed by someone but gets shattered instead." Grace is a girl who always dreams of things which are not possible for her to do in this universe . Her family is rich but busy so she longs for love and care. Every time she see something she starts the imagination of how she would have wanted in the other universe or her imaginary world. Dash is physically hot and career focused boy every girl in the school wants him but he longs for grades and as for love he doesn't believe it and he always have a dream of some girl which he wants to see badly but it's just his imagination. He has no such real friends but that doesn't even bother him because he is selfish as well. Let's see when these two collide with the power of love and their past becomes an evil. Will they be able to face the consequences or they will end up falling alone and breaking each other's heart.