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These Green Boots Were Made For Walking

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"These Green Boots Were Made For Walking" is a collection of horrible and hilarious first dates that have either happened to me or friends. This started off as a coffee book collection that I was working on with a friend. It never came to be, however I feel that a lot of these stories were to good to never use. I post them here in hopes that one day it will be something more. Warning, some stories are a bit grotesque, but the majority I hope puts a smile on your face like it did mine. 
Please if you comment, I ask that you share what you think about the project. Originally, my hopes were to acquire several stories about how dating is horrible and yet can be a fun trip. I am always amazed at how crazy unusual events seem to find their way to me. I feel an obligation to share, because honestly who else would experience it the same way. 
I will post these short stories every few days. I hope you enjoy!All Rights Reserved

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