His Master Burglar and His King Under the Mountain

Bilbo is at the end of his time. He decided to tell Frodo all his secrets before he dies, including his one-sided love for Thorin Oakenshield.

This isn't really based off the movies or the book. I'm a sad human being. Please give feedback. It's only one chapter but it's a pretty long one. Sorry for the crappy description. Enjoy. Thanks.