Stories of utter bullshit

Stories of utter bullshit

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Ongoing5m

Last published Mon, Sep 14, 2015

I asked for crazy ridiculous story ideas, and these are 1-2 page stories based on that. Every story will start with the quote of the idea, and then the story. Enjoy!

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