Stuff Guyanese People Say and Do
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The title says it all.
First of this book is meant to be full of humor not stereotypes and such. If you feel insulted in anyway I apologize. Like I said it's not meant to be insulting, it's meant to be funny. Please tell me if you have any problems with it and I will find a way to change them and make it less insulting and funny.
By the way, these are not grammatical errors so please don't comment on them. This is just to show how we would speak (I don't speak like that all the time because for a fact I will be embarrassed).
I'll probably make videos for the later on but not right now.
It's humorous so if I have offended anyone in anyway, I apologize.
It's English (Broken English or creole) I don't know why Wattpad calls it other languages.
Vote and comment (please not on grammar). And laugh yuh backside off (Enjoy). If you guys have any questions feel free to ask.
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