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How to Get Away With Marriage

HumHowellelujah

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Reads 5,307
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Parts 6
Time 1h 13m

HumHowellelujah

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Dan works at a small office doing coffee runs. His boss, Mr. Lester, needs Dan to do him a favor while his parents are in town for the next couple of weeks. Special thanks to Phan_fan for encouraging me to write this and also to SP00KYSINGHOWELLELUJAH for making my cover!All Rights Reserved

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