but you're calum hood // malum au

"you like me?!"
"yeah i do."
"but...you're calum hood"

or

in which the quiet boy in the back of the class learns his favourite band members snapchat

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WARNING THIS STORY WAS WRITTEN AGES AGO AND IS SUPER CRINGEY BUT ILL TRY TO FIX THAT AS I CONTINUE IT