Pigeons & Sh!t

Pigeons & Sh!t

RainbowFanficLover

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Parts 2

Ongoing<5 mins

Last published Thu, Dec 24, 2015

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Sequel to My Shrek Obsession I honestly have NO IDEA how anyone could possibly summarise this story without sounding like a complete idiot

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