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The Heilen' Cooboy

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Reads 28
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Parts 3
Time 7m

almightyPenguin

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A day in the life of Stephen the Scottish cow boy ('heilen' coo' is scottish slang for the highland cow native to Scotland).

This was written for my higher English folio so it had a word limit so I didn't have much room to develop the characters. I might come back to this at a later date but in the mean time., enjoy!All Rights Reserved

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