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The Sass in our Cantaloupes

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The Sass in our Cantaloupes, By: LukeSoPerfect_. A riveting story dealing with love, loss, and incredible amounts of sass. The lovers face the hardships of dealing with the disability of having cantaloupes for knees while remaining sassy af. You will grow attached to the sassy fothermuckers, Starqwitchia and Raul, as they fall in love and deal with the many obstacles having cantaloupes for knees brings with the utmost sass they can muster. Not only will you regard them as your otp 5ever, you will come to love their unending love for eachother as well as the sassiness residing deep in both their hearts. The Fault in our Cantaloupes, a spinoff you didn't know you needed until now, By: LukeSoPerfect_.All Rights Reserved

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