The Sass in our Cantaloupes
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The Sass in our Cantaloupes, By: LukeSoPerfect_. A riveting story dealing with love, loss, and incredible amounts of sass. The lovers face the hardships of dealing with the disability of having cantaloupes for knees while remaining sassy af. You will grow attached to the sassy fothermuckers, Starqwitchia and Raul, as they fall in love and deal with the many obstacles having cantaloupes for knees brings with the utmost sass they can muster. Not only will you regard them as your otp 5ever, you will come to love their unending love for eachother as well as the sassiness residing deep in both their hearts. The Fault in our Cantaloupes, a spinoff you didn't know you needed until now, By: LukeSoPerfect_.
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𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘌𝘳𝘦𝘯 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘣𝘰𝘳 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬. 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘶𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘸𝘰, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳. WARNING AND DISCLAIMER!! - EREN X READER - LANGUAGE, SMUT, ALCOHOL, DRUG USE -I DONT OWN ANY CHARACTERS BUT MY OC. - ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+ - and yes this is slowburn.
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