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The Butt Dial
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TheAnon12
Em andamento, Primeira publicação em ago 23, 2015
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I always knew that one day my ass would get me into trouble.

My lack of a filter wouldn't screw me over in the end.  

The extreme vulgar language wouldn't affect me. 

Nor my over excessive use of sarcasm.

Certainly not my resting bitch-face.

Nope.

My ass. My fucking ass. Of all the body parts.

Damn it.

~

With her prehistoric slide phone, Luciana Cross was damn sure it would cause trouble. She just didn't know that the trouble would involve her rear end, late nights, plenty of vodka, and a boy who was seemingly too sweet for his own good.

*This story includes strong language and mature themes (if you couldn't tell from the preview). For mature audiences only.*

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