Gessica The Crazy Asian
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I'm Gessica (weird spelling huh? Blame my parents for that).
I tend to look like a hobo when out and about at night. Just so I don't dress like a slut and get raped you know just the usual...
Join me on the adventure of a lifetime, you'll regret every second. But like seriously who wants read a book about a crazy Asian who only acts mentally challenged when she clearly isn't. I don't know would you?
Anyway, Gessica isn't your average Asian. She'll make you cry of laughter and make you want to throw her out of a plane because of how dumb she is, but enough from us, enjoy!
-Fartasticstories
**DISCLAIMER- this is not meant to be offensive in any way or show any signs of racism. Btw one of the co-writers are Asian, so yeah...**
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